This is an attempt at trying to fully describe me with some mostly unhelpful labels. If you’ve read up to this point then you’ll of heard me say social anxiety more than a few times, it’s a broad term that means a lot of different thing’s to different people. We are by our very natures though programmed to divide the world into us and them. Which is at the heart of all bullying, discrimination and hate crime. The flip side is the great comfort we get from saying that person is like me.
I will start this by saying that most of this is undiagnosed, so feel free to write me off as some kind of neurological hypochondriac, I worry myself sometimes that it’s all my own delusion to make myself feel interesting.
Dyslexic, yes it may be the worst idea I’ve every had to write a blog with this label in place, this however has been confirmed twice so I know it to be true, and is a good place to start. I’m not sure if it’s particularly obvious from these posts, but the part you don’t see is the first draft, which looks like a drunken child sat down to write about their school holidays. Then sneezed some punctuation onto it, finally using “there”,”their” and “they’re” abusively throughout. The rules that are second nature to good writers, are applied by me afterwards, I know what each of the types of “there” means and where to use them, but when I read back something I’ve written, they’re all in the wrong places. My writing may be upsetting to the grammar Nazis of this world, but it upsets me more it’s like having all of your thoughts translated through the idiot intern, that’s only there because his dads the boss.
I am Dysparxic, this I was diagnosed a long time ago before the phrase really existed. My parents were told instead that I had ‘minor neurological issues’ to put it mildly I was uncoordinated and clumsy, I still am I guess. It has a few other parts to it, parts that anyone on the autistic spectrum might sympathise with, sensory over sensitivity mainly. It also means my short term memory is nearly non-existent. If you tell me to do three things, I will very likely forget one of them, there isn’t enough room in my short term memory to keep them all. This leads to things like walking around looking for something that I’ve been holding the whole time. There are also more memorable instants like lighting a bonfire with a petrol can, then forgetting that I was still holding it as I lit the bonfire, yes it did catch fire, both times I did it… All this means as an adult is that Joe average would beat me at any game that requires coordination, I injure myself quite a lot and you need to turn off the TV if you want me to understand the words your saying to me.
Social anxiety is undiagnosed, I’ve developed coping mechanisms as we all do so I’m a perfectly functional human being, I learned how to hide how I’m truly feeling. but to give you a glimpse through the curtains, I didn’t have any friends for the first 7 years of school because I couldn’t talk to anyone, I believe this now to be selective mutism. Not that the label does me any good, if you like the big bang theory then you’ve seen it in the character ‘Raj’. The question I keep coming back to is how did my parents not notice that I had no friends for so long, ever have a question you wanted to ask but didn’t want someone to feel bad about? So I really don’t like talking on the phone, or talking to someone new, or being in large groups and if you try and hug me I will probably flinch. Finally one of the reasons for the name of this blog is that if I’m socially uncomfortable I will start to grin, the next stage if it gets too much is uncontrollable laughter, which has made some situations in my life a whole lot worse…
I could potentially throw other words on the fire of crap that’s wrong with me. It has been suggested to me more than a few times that I’m on the autistic spectrum. Above a certain threshold mental problems start to bleed into each other and I think it would take a professional to referee them properly…